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The Schitt Family.



I don`t remember if I posted this before, but here goes.

The Schitt Family History

The lineage is finally revealed. Many People are at a loss for a
response when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt".
Now you can intellectually handle the situation.

Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt.

Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt,
a partner of Kneedeep & Schitt Inc.

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, and the deeply
religious couple produced 6 children: Holie Schitt,
Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt and the twins:
Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.

Against her parents' wishes, Deep Schitt married
Dumb Schitt, a high school drop out. After being married
15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.

Noe Schitt later married Mr. Sherlock, and because her
kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous
name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.

Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a nervous
son, Chicken Schitt.

Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout
childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in
a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper
announced the Schitt-Happens wedding.

The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Bird, and Horse.
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world.
He recently returned from Italy with his new bride Pizza Schitt.

So now if someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt", you
can correct them. Not only do you know Jack, you know his
whole family!

:D Goodnight Folks.

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