The Really Long Thread

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SPeedY_B said:
Blimey. Take it you're not doing Fish & Chips for crimbo lunch then? 😀 😀
We won't even be home for christmas dinner,we're going to my parents :wow:
 
Evil Marge said:
Love is in the air,everywhere I look around :dead:


LOVE, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the influences under which he incurred the disorder. This disease, like caries and many other ailments, is prevalent only among civilized races living under artificial conditions; barbarous nations breathing pure air and eating simple food enjoy immunity from its ravages. It is sometimes fatal, but more frequently to the physician than to the patient.

🙄 :devious:
 
We are old Friends
I offer Love a Beer
Love watches Television
Love needs a bath
Love could use a shave
Love rolls out of the chair and wiggles
on the floor
 
Benny said:
We are old Friends
I offer Love a Beer
Love watches Television
Love needs a bath
Love could use a shave
Love rolls out of the chair and wiggles
on the floor


Love rolls out the door
Love looks for Lust
Love finds desire
Love wants more

I go out looking for Love
Love is nowhere to be found
I find lust
I find desire
Love is a whore
Love is for hire
 
Anyone travelled on London Undergroud? If so, you should know that love is.... not eating stinky food on the trains... also, love is... letting people of the train first.
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