The New Bossman

Heeter

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A company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hires a new
CEO. This new boss is determined to rid the company of all
slackers.

On a tour of the Facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning
on a wall. The room is full of workers and he wants to let them
know he means business!

The CEO walks up to the guy and asks, "And how much money do
you make a week?" A little surprised, the young fellow looks at
him and replies, "I make $300.00 a week. Why?" The CEO then hands
the guy $1,200 in cash and screams, "Here's four
weeks pay; now GET OUT and don't come back!"

Feeling pretty good about his first firing, the CEO looks
around the room and asks, "Does anyone want to tell me what that
goof-off did here?"

With a sheepish grin, one of the other workers mutters,
"Pizza delivery guy from Domino's."




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