The Hair Dryer Dilemna

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THE HAIR DRYER DILEMNA

A young woman on a flight from Switzerland asks the Priest beside
her for help:
Young Woman: "Father, may I ask a favor?"
Priest: "Of course. What may I do for you?"
>>>
Young Woman: "Well, I bought a very compact and expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my mother's birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limit, and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any
way you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?"

Priest: "I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not
lie."

Young Woman: "With your honest face, Father, no one will question you."

When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her.

The customs official: "Father, do you have anything to declare?"

Priest: "From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to
declare."

The official thought this answer strange, so he continued;
The customs official: "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?"

Priest: "I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date unused."

Roaring with laughter, the official responds:
The customs official: "Go ahead, Father. Next!"
 

madmatt

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Great joke Mike. Have a cookie. =)
 

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