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super bowl recipe

Perris Calderon

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#1
I will contribute my two superbowl recipe's, I hope you guys have some to offer too, if not ask wife or girlfriend or mate or all three to help;

here’s my recipe for the BESTEST guacamole you will ever serve;

1) as many guacamoles you think will suffice but they MUST be ripened so to the point you can dent the skin with no problem

2) crush said guacamoles with a potato masher, you must not mash too consistently, chunks are a good thing

3) SERVE IT UP!

bing, forget that other stuff it destroys the taste of said guacamoles

I myself prefer guacamoles that have the biggest and ugliest pimples…yum

I have patent pending on this recipe but it is your for distribution no fee

if you must cross the aile for those who prefer their guacamole with "stuff" in it then make this bowl and place beside my bowl;

Alternatively
blend tomatillos, jalapenos and a bit of fresh lemon juice

now for my second recipe;

yum

best case scenario, said orio cookies have top half pre-removed

you can therefore scoop white chemical stuff with teeth or combine two orios for double treat.

use remaining orio tops as mini frizby for outdoor fun when game is over
 

tdinc

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#2
CHILI CHEESE DIP

1 (8 oz.) pkg. cream cheese
1 can Hormel chili with no beans (or home-made chili)
1 sm. yellow onion (1/2 c.)
3 green chili peppers, chopped into rings
1 cup shredded Cheddar cheese
1 big bag ofwhite corn lime Chips


Mash and break up cream cheese into bottom of glass pie dish with a fork.

Top with chili, then a layer of onions and chili peppers.


Sprinkle with shredded cheese. Cover and refrigerate.


When ready to serve, microwave on High for 5 minutes.



Serve with tortilla chips, salsa, and a side dish of sour cream garnished with cilantro or parsley.
 

Johnny

.. Commodore ..
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#4
My recipe is a case of beer:

1. You stand up from your cushy recliner.
2. go to distributor
3. pick case of your favorite beer
4. pay for said case of beer
5. go home
6. put case of beer in fridge beside cushy chair as mentioned earlier
7. sit in cushy chair as mentioned earlier
8. open can (or bottle) of beer that was purchased from distributor
9. drink can (or bottle) of beer while watching the game

enjoy :)
 

Perris Calderon

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#5
My recipe is a case of beer:

1. You stand up from your cushy recliner.
2. go to distributor
3. pick case of your favorite beer
4. pay for said case of beer
5. go home
6. put case of beer in fridge beside cushy chair as mentioned earlier
7. sit in cushy chair as mentioned earlier
8. open can (or bottle) of beer that was purchased from distributor
9. drink can (or bottle) of beer while watching the game

enjoy :)
I like your snack but my recipe is a bit better;

"order babe to fetch"

done

of course she gets to order me at a later date in front of her friends (it's a give take thing)
 
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falconguard

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#6
you mean avocadoes, guacamole is the product of avocados.

we always throw a little sour cream and some garlic powder in the guacamole and then add salt and pepper.

we make our pico de gallo separate. diced tomatoes, diced white onion, and 4 diced serrano chiles with the seeds.
 

Electronic Punk

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Gonna have a glass of milk and some cookies.
Not watching it in HD tho as I can't be bothered to move things around and hook it up.
 

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