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Not the pill one.

An Englishman, Welshman, Scotsman and an Irishman were all sitting down discussing what is the fastest thing in life.

After much deliberation the Englishman said, "I believe it is the process of thought, It comes to one in a flash."

"Good try" agreed the Scot, "but I think Blinking is even quicker."

"Pretty good but not quick enough," quipped the Welshman. "I am sure Electricity Is faster, just think if you hit any light switch you get instant light"

After a few moments Paddy cut in," I believe you all have valid points but I think Diarrhoea wins!"

"What the f*ck are you talking about, Paddy?" chimed the three other guys. "Well it is like this. Last night I went down to the local curry house for a vindaloo, which I washed down with 12 pints of Guinness, I then retired to bed. However at 3 o'clock in the morning, before I could think, blink or turn the light on, I sh*t myself!

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Perris Calderon wrote on Electronic Punk's profile.
Ep, glad to see you come back and tidy up...did want to ask a one day favor, I want to enhance my resume , was hoping you could make me administrator for a day, if so, take me right off since I won't be here to do anything, and don't know the slightest about the board, but it would be nice putting "served administrator osnn", if can do, THANKS

Been running around Quora lately, luv it there https://tinyurl.com/ycpxl
Electronic Punk wrote on Perris Calderon's profile.
All good still mate?
Hello, is there anybody in there? Just nod if you can hear me ...
What a long strange trip it's been. =)

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