Sheldon Cohen


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A man walks to 5th Ave. & 42nd St. during a downpour and somehow
manages to get a taxi immediately. He gets into the taxi, and the
cabbie says,

"Perfect timing. You're just like Sheldon."


"Sheldon Cohen. There's a guy who did everything right. Like my cab
being vacant during a rainstorm. It would have happened like that for
Sheldon every single time."

"Well, no one is perfect. There are always a few clouds over
everybody", stated the passenger.

"Not Sheldon. He was a terrific athlete. He could have gone on the pro
tour in tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera
baritone and danced like a Broadway star. He was more handsome and
sophisticated than Cary Grant. He had a better body than Arnold in his
prime. He was something. Somehow Sheldon just knew exactly how to make women happy. He had a memory like a computer; could remember
everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which fork to eat with.
He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole
neighborhood blacks out."

"Wow, incredible, no wonder you remember him!"

"Well, I never actually met Sheldon."

"Then how do you know so much about him?"

"After he died, I married his wife."