Scottish Drinking Rule, funny scottish scotland

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A Polish guy drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In Poland our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from the same glass twice'

A Pakistani, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In Pakistan we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either.'

A Scottish girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer and drinks it, throws her glass into the air, pulls out her gun and shoots the Pole and the Pakistani and catches her glass.
She says, 'In Scotland we now have that many Pakistanis and Poles that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice.
 

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