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Russian Emergency

belveder

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Russian Emergency"

Russian President Putin called President George W. Bush with an
emergency.

"Our largest condom factory has exploded!" the Russian President cried.

"It's my people's favorite form of birth control. This is a true
disaster!"

"Mr. Putin, the American people would be happy to do anything within
their power to help you," replied the President.

"I do need your help" said Putin. "Could you possibly send 1,000,000
condoms ASAP to tide us over?"

"Why certainly! I'll get right on it,"said Bush.

"Oh, and one more small favor, please?" said Putin. "Yes?"

"Could the condoms be red in color and at least 10" long and 4" in
diameter?" said Putin.

"No problem," replied the President.

Mr. Putin hung up and started laughing with his aides about how those
stupid Americans will fall for anything.

George hung up and called the President of a condom company. "I need a
favor, you've got to send 1,000,000 condoms right away over to Russia."

"Consider it done," said the president of the condom company.

"Great! Now listen, they have to be red in color, 10" long and 4" wide."


"Easily done. Anything else?"

"Yeah," said the President, "print 'MADE IN AMERICA, SIZE SMALL' on each
one!"
 

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