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[Kirrie2001]

News Flash.

An atomic Scientist was admitted to a VD clinic, and came out with a nuclear weapon.

A spanish dancer was reported as, suffering with constipation.
It seems he could`nt pass a doble.

Also, a constipated mathematician, was heard to say, He had worked it out with a pencil.

 

[madmatt]

hah. oh my. =)

 

[Qumahlin]

heh

 

[gonaads]

That's good. Hey Kerrie, check this:

 

[Khayman]

Funny stuff gonaads

 

[2z]

Gonaads

That was sooooooo funny nearly split my sides

Check this out

 

[Hipster Doofus]

Answering machine message "....If you want to buy marijuana, press the hash key...."

Our local chemist was robbed last week and a quantity of viagra was stolen.
Police say that they are looking for a gang of hardened criminals.

A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. "My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him? "
"Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him."
So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth. Finally, he says, "I'm going to have to put him down."
"What? Because he's cross-eyed?"
"No, because he's really heavy."

I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 quid that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf.
And he said, 'no, the steaks are too high.'

 

[2z]

How do I set my laser printer on stun?

 

[gonaads]

Here's one for all us Star Wars fans:

 

[madmatt]

gonaads, liked the first one =))

 

[Kirrie2001]

Hey, did I start something here. 😀

Love all the replies guys & gals. LMAO. 😀 😀 😀

 

[gonaads]

Ohhh noooo. 🙄