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Two NJ hunters are in the woods when one falls to the ground, his eyes roll back, and he stops moving. His friend calls 911 on his cell and says, "Help! My friend just fell to the ground and he's not moving. I think he's DEAD!" The operator says, "Calm down, Sir, I get these calls all the time. Fist, let's make sure he's dead." He says, Hold on." She then hears a loud gunshot. The guy gets back on and says, "OK, now what?"