"If all your friends where called Cliff would you jump of them?"
"Some motherfuckers always trying to ice skate uphill." -Blade
Everyline from Mallrats
"Adventure, excitement... a Jedi craves not these things."
"Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned for Sega."
(my fav)
"You ******* think just because a guy reads comics he can't start some shit!?"
"But they're engaged."
"Doesn't matter, can't happen."
"Why not? It's bound to come up."
"It's impossible, Lois could never have Superman's baby. Do you think her fallopian tubes could handle the sperm? I gurantee you he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back. What about her womb? Do you think it's strong enough to carry her child?"
"Sure, why not?"
"He's an alien, for christ sake. His Kyrptonian biological makeup is enhanced by earth's yellow sun. If Lois gets a tan the kid could kick right through her stomach. Only someone like Wonder Woman has a strong enough uterus to carry his kid. The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a kryptonite condom. That would kill him!"
"You wanna say something?"
"Yeah! About a million things, but I can't express myself monosyllabically enough for you to understand it all."
"Nuns. No sense of humor." -Highlander
"Macleod, it's good to see you again. It seems like a hundred years."
"It's been a hundred years." - Highlander
"The dead know only one thing: it's better to be alive." Full Metal Jacket
"How tall are you, private?"
"Sir, five-foot-nine, sir!"
"Five-foot-nine, I didn't know they stacked shit that high." -Full Metal Jacket
I could go on forever, and I may well be back later 🙂
