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powelly
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>>> A lady walks into a bar and sees a really cute guy sitting at the
>>>counter. She goes over and asks him what he is drinking.
>>>
>>>
>>> "Magic Beer", he says.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> She thinks he's a little crazy, so she walks around the bar, but
>>>after
>>>realizing that there is no one else worth talking to, goes back to the
>>>man sitting at the bar and says, "That isn't really Magic Beer, is it?"
>>>
>>>
>>> "Yes, I'll show you." He takes a drink of the beer, jumps out the
>>>window, flies around the building 3 times and comes back in the window.
>>>
>>>
>>> The lady can't believe it: "I bet you can't do that again."
>>>
>>>
>>> He takes another drink of beer, jumps out the window, flies
>>>around
>>>the building three times, and comes back in the window.
>>>
>>>
>>> She is so amazed that she says she wants a Magic Beer, so the guy
>>>says to the bartender, "Give her one of what I'm having."
>>>
>>>
>>> She gets her drink, takes a gulp of the beer, jumps out the
>>>window,
>>>plummets 30 stories, breaks every bone in her body, and dies.
>>>
>>>
>>> The bartender looks up at the guy and says, "You know, Superman,
>>>you're a real ******* when you're drunk."
>>>counter. She goes over and asks him what he is drinking.
>>>
>>>
>>> "Magic Beer", he says.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> She thinks he's a little crazy, so she walks around the bar, but
>>>after
>>>realizing that there is no one else worth talking to, goes back to the
>>>man sitting at the bar and says, "That isn't really Magic Beer, is it?"
>>>
>>>
>>> "Yes, I'll show you." He takes a drink of the beer, jumps out the
>>>window, flies around the building 3 times and comes back in the window.
>>>
>>>
>>> The lady can't believe it: "I bet you can't do that again."
>>>
>>>
>>> He takes another drink of beer, jumps out the window, flies
>>>around
>>>the building three times, and comes back in the window.
>>>
>>>
>>> She is so amazed that she says she wants a Magic Beer, so the guy
>>>says to the bartender, "Give her one of what I'm having."
>>>
>>>
>>> She gets her drink, takes a gulp of the beer, jumps out the
>>>window,
>>>plummets 30 stories, breaks every bone in her body, and dies.
>>>
>>>
>>> The bartender looks up at the guy and says, "You know, Superman,
>>>you're a real ******* when you're drunk."