Lost a great dinner companion yesterday

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zoey

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#1
It is with the saddest heart that we must pass on
the following news. Please join us in
remembering a great icon of the entertainment
community.

The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast
infection and complications from repeated pokes
in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a
lightly greased coffin.

Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their
respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack,
the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess
Twinkies, and Captain Crunch.

The gravesite was piled high with flours.

Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly
described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much
he was kneaded.

Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his
later life was filled with turnovers. He was not
considered a very "smart" cookie, wasting much of
his dough on half-baked schemes.

Despite being a little flaky at times, he still, as
a crusty old man, was considered a roll model
for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, two
children, John Dough and Jane Dough: plus they
had one in the oven.

He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.

The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
 

gonaads

Beware the G-Man
Political User
#2
Oh that's good. :D

But I heard that his wife Play Dough was rollin around with the Hostess Twinkies screamin, "stuff me with your creamy filling!" :eek: :p
 

Hipster Doofus

Good grief Charlie Brown
#3
No it's not true. NO! Not doughboy. First they killed his site, now doughboy himself. He was pushed. :(
Thankyou doughboy for all those nights of regurgitation. For all the fats oozing outa my pores. Especially the 'Homer' look I now have. Ah he will be truly missed. RIP
 

gonaads

Beware the G-Man
Political User
#5
Originally posted by Hipster Doofus
No it's not true. NO! Not doughboy. First they killed his site, now doughboy himself. He was pushed. :(
Thankyou doughboy for all those nights of regurgitation. For all the fats oozing outa my pores. Especially the 'Homer' look I now have. Ah he will be truly missed. RIP
You mean the Doughboy poops the Crossant site??? :p
 

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