Sardarji calls Air India. "How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?"
Just a sec," says the rep.
Thank you." says the Sardarji and hangs up (He thought that it takes only one sec to fly to Amritsar).
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Ali: Do you turn on your computer with your left hand or your right hand?
Sue: My right hand.
Ali: Amazing! Most people have to use the on/off switch.
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This man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when his wife sneaks up behind him and whacks him on the back of his head with a huge frying pan.
Man: "What was that for?"
Wife: "What was that piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Marylou written on it?"
Man: "Oh honey, remember two weeks ago when I went to the horse races? Marylou was the name of one of the horses I bet on."
The wife apologizes and goes about her business. Three days later he is once again sitting in his chair reading and she repeats the frying pan swatting.
Man: "What the hell was that for this time?"
Wife: "Your horse called."
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Just a sec," says the rep.
Thank you." says the Sardarji and hangs up (He thought that it takes only one sec to fly to Amritsar).
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Ali: Do you turn on your computer with your left hand or your right hand?
Sue: My right hand.
Ali: Amazing! Most people have to use the on/off switch.
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This man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when his wife sneaks up behind him and whacks him on the back of his head with a huge frying pan.
Man: "What was that for?"
Wife: "What was that piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Marylou written on it?"
Man: "Oh honey, remember two weeks ago when I went to the horse races? Marylou was the name of one of the horses I bet on."
The wife apologizes and goes about her business. Three days later he is once again sitting in his chair reading and she repeats the frying pan swatting.
Man: "What the hell was that for this time?"
Wife: "Your horse called."
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