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Is your penis getting paid enough?

ZeroHour

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#1
I, the penis
I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

I do physical labor.
I work at great depths.
I plunge head first into everything I do.
I do not get weekends off or public holidays.
I work in a damp environment.
I don't get paid overtime.
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
I work in high temperatures.
My work exposes me to contagious diseases.

++++++++++++++
Dear Penis,

After assessing your request and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:

You do not work 8 hours straight.
You fall asleep on the job after brief periods of time.
You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
You do not stay in your allocated position, and often visit other areas.
You do not take initiative, you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
You do not always observe necessary safety regulations, such has wearing the correct protective clothing.
You'll retire before reaching 65.
You're unable to work double shifts.
You sometimes leave your allocated position before you have completed the day's work.
And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and leaving the workplace carrying 2 suspicious looking bags.

Sincerely
Management
 

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#4
The Penis replies


You do not work 8 hours straight.

No, about 10 mins to 2 hours straight and about 6 hours floopy

You fall asleep on the job after brief periods of time.

Only after the age of 40

You do not always follow the orders of the management team.

No, But I do take the initiative a lot

You do not stay in your allocated position, and often visit other areas.

It was an accident I tell you !!!

You do not take initiative, you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.

Erm no, Indeed some would say I take the initiative to much :p

You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.

guilty

You do not always observe necessary safety regulations, such has wearing the correct protective clothing.

And there isn't always the time :eek:

You'll retire before reaching 65.

Wrong again, charlie chaplin had children in his 80's

You're unable to work double shifts.

Only after 40

You sometimes leave your allocated position before you have completed the day's work.

I dont think so

And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and leaving the workplace carrying 2 suspicious looking bags

I Need those bags to work !!!

Now give me that damned pay rise :p :p :D
 

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