Is he dead?

[bobsalot]

A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?"

 

[Sazar]

Lol, I didn't know Dick Cheney hunted in New Jersey 😱

 

[bobsalot]

loool.

 

[Mastershakes]

A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?"

Definately sounds like a couple of Americans.

 

[bobsalot]

LOOOL. ye it does.

 

[Perris Calderon]

/big smile

 

[Grandmaster]

Ha, the timing of this joke is great.

 

[kcnychief]

haha 😛

 

[bobsalot]

wonder wat the operator wud say next.

 

[LeeJend]

Better yet, I wonder what the operators supervisor would say when the tape was reviewed?

This kinda makes me want to go to a phone booth and try this joke.