An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years.
Upon her return, her father cussed her; "Where have
you been all this time, you ingrate! Why didn't you write
us, not even a line to let us know how you were doing?
Why didn't you call? You little tramp! Don't you know
what you put your Mum through??!!"
The girl, crying, replied, "Sniff, sniff... Dad... I became
a prostitute..."
"WHAT? Out of here, you shameless harlot! Sinner!
You're a disgrace to this family - I don't ever want to
see you again!"
"OK, Dad - as you wish. I just came back to give Mom
this luxury fur coat, title deeds to a ten bed-roomed
mansion, plus a savings account certificate for 5
million Euros. For my little brother, this gold Rolex,
and for you Daddy the spanking new Mercedes limited
edition convertible that's parked outside plus a lifetime
membership to the Country Club...(takes a breath)...an
invitation for you all to spend New Years' Eve on board
my new yacht in the Riviera, and...."
Her Father says, "Now what was it you said you had
become?"
Girl, crying again, "Sniff, sniff... A prostitute Dad! ...
Sniff, sniff."
"Oh! Be Jesus! - You scared me half to death, girl!
I thought you said 'a Protestant'. Come here and
give your old man a hug!"
Upon her return, her father cussed her; "Where have
you been all this time, you ingrate! Why didn't you write
us, not even a line to let us know how you were doing?
Why didn't you call? You little tramp! Don't you know
what you put your Mum through??!!"
The girl, crying, replied, "Sniff, sniff... Dad... I became
a prostitute..."
"WHAT? Out of here, you shameless harlot! Sinner!
You're a disgrace to this family - I don't ever want to
see you again!"
"OK, Dad - as you wish. I just came back to give Mom
this luxury fur coat, title deeds to a ten bed-roomed
mansion, plus a savings account certificate for 5
million Euros. For my little brother, this gold Rolex,
and for you Daddy the spanking new Mercedes limited
edition convertible that's parked outside plus a lifetime
membership to the Country Club...(takes a breath)...an
invitation for you all to spend New Years' Eve on board
my new yacht in the Riviera, and...."
Her Father says, "Now what was it you said you had
become?"
Girl, crying again, "Sniff, sniff... A prostitute Dad! ...
Sniff, sniff."
"Oh! Be Jesus! - You scared me half to death, girl!
I thought you said 'a Protestant'. Come here and
give your old man a hug!"
