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Innocence and rabbits...

ZeroHour

ho3 ho3 ho3
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An adorable little girl, all blonde curls and blue eyes walks into a petshop and asks in the sweetest little lisp:

"Excuthe me, mithter do you keep widdle wabbiths?"

The shopkeeper's heart melts and he gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks,"Do you want a widdle white wabby or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabby or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabby over there?"

She, blushing, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice,

"I don't fink my python weally givth a phuck"
 

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