I stole this from Leno

[Perris Calderon]

I'm sorry...this is too good not to plagiarize;

I am one of the few people that can tell your future by examining the shape, and texture of a female(sorry guys) buttox...I am what's known as an ASSTROLOGIST


thank you

 

[madmatt]

That story was on Rippley's. Saw it while in Jersey. Some lady claims she can tell your future by looking at your butt. *shrug*

Leno. *shrug*

 

[Hipster Doofus]

Must remember to eat three day old fried beans before going to see her.