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Having Mother Over for Dinner

kcnychief

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Rather funny, received this via e-mail :D

You don't even have to be a mother to enjoy this one.....
Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the
meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but keep noticing how beautiful
Brian's roommate, Stephanie, was. Brian's mom had long been suspicious
of a relationship between Brian and Stephanie, and this had only made
her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the
two react, she started to wonder if there was more between Brian and
Stephanie than met the eye. Reading the mom's thoughts, Brian
volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you
Stephanie and I are just roommates." About a week later, Stephanie came
to Brian saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been
unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she
took it, do you?" Brian said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an
e-mail just to be sure. So he sat down and wrote:
Dear Mom:
I'm not saying that you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, I'm
not saying that you "did not" take the gravy ladle.
But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here
for dinner.
Love Brian
Several days later, Brian received an email back from his mother that
read:
Dear Son:
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, I'm not saying that
you "do not" sleep with Stephanie. But the fact remains that if
Stephanie was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy
ladle by now.
Love Mom
Lesson of the Day: Never Lie To Your Mother.
 

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