Escaped Prisoner

ZeroHour

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A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years.
As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it looking for
money and guns but only finds a young couple in bed. He orders
the guy out of bed and ties him up in a chair. While tying the
girl up to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her on the neck, then
gets up, and goes to the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this
guy is an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes He probably spent
lots of time in jail, and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he
kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do
what he tells you,just give him satisfaction. This guy must be
dangerous, if he gets angry,he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you"
To which the wife responds, "He was not kissing my neck. He was
whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were
cute, and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong,
honey. I love you, too."....
 

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