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Drunk!!

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GraLk

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#1
Signs That You're Too Drunk!

24. You lose arguments with objects.

23. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.

22. Your Job is interfering with your drinking.

21. Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.

20. Your career won't progress beyond Senator from Massachusetts.

19. You sincerely believe alcohol to be the 5th food group.

18. 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case - coincidence? - I think not!

17. Two hands and just one mouth... - now that's a drinking problem!

16. You can focus better with one eye closed.

15. The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar.

14. Senators Kennedy and Packwood shake their heads when they walk past you.

13. You fall off the floor...

12. Hey, five beers has just as many calories as a burger, forget dinner!

11. Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you

10. At AA meetings you begin: "Hi, my name is... uh..."

9.Your idea of cutting back is less salt.

8.The whole bar says 'Hi' when you come in...

7.You think Three Basic Food Groups are Caffeine, Nicotine, and Alcohol.

6.Roseanne looks good.

5.Don't recognize wife unless seen through bottom of glass.

4.That pink elephant followed you home again.

3.You're as jober as a sudge.

2.You wake up screaming "TORO TORO TORO!" in the middle of the night.

and last but not least...

1.Your twin sons are named Barley and Hops!

:D :D :D 'hic'
 
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loppdawg69

Guest
#5
ever had an alcoholic tell you your "overdoing it" lol EP who is the girl on your sig?????
 

Electronic Punk

willalwaysbewithyou
Staff member
Political User
#6
Erm, I think I will save her for a rainy "name that celebrity" day ;)

well my cat had the attitude where his answer to everything in life was meow - I simp,ly told him that it was no way to live.
 
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Kirrie2001

Guest
#11
You and Labbatts, God, will we ever seperate them.

Maybe if you ask Jewelzz nicely, she will wean you on to tequila!!

:D :D :D
 

Khayman

I'm sorry Hal...
Political User
#17
Straws!! the mans a genius!!

I'm going to get one of those hats which hold two beers and built in straws- the height of sophistication
 

Dubbin1

I Like Cheese
#19
Now that another problem. That means four beers because you will still have 2 hands free. Or maybe its a better solution :D



Originally posted by Khayman
Straws!! the mans a genius!!

I'm going to get one of those hats which hold two beers and built in straws- the height of sophistication
 

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