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does santa smoke a pipe?

Perris Calderon

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Political User
I just heard a Christmas poem on the radio, and he was smoking a pipe, I swear it.;

And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof

The prancing and pawing of each little hoof.

As I drew in my hand, and was turning around,

Down the chimney St. Nicholas came with a bound.

He was dressed all in fur, from his head to his foot,

And his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot;

A bundle of toys he had flung on his back,

And he looked like a peddler just opening his pack.

His eyes -- how they twinkled! his dimples how merry!

His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry!

His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,

And the beard of his chin was as white as the snow;

The stump of a pipe he held tight in his teeth

I seem to remember images of this, but only vaguely, and he never had a pipe whenever I saw him in person


(though I did see him making out with some of my friends moms...what's up with that?...he didn't have a pipe, that's for sure)

and nobody's house that I know he's visited ever smelled like pipe smoke after christmas

has anyone ever seen him in person with a pipe?

I'm not buying it, I need more proof

and if he DOES smoke a pipe, what's in it?
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Son Goku

No lover of dogma
Santa smokes a lot... Kinda reminds me of "Baby Smokes Alot" that Peter Griffin's company put out after the big tabacoo firm bought them out :laugh:


OSNN One Post Wonder
Merry Christmas Everyone!
FOR SURE, he's ALWAYS smoked a pipe!!!

The poem you refered to was, of course, the seasonal classic;
' The Night Before Christmas ' by Clement Clarke Moore.

As a child, this poem book read in bed on Christmas Eve', was Christmas to my brothers and me.
My favourite bit was always;
He had a broad face, And a little round belly,
That shook when he laughed,
Like a bowl full of jelly!...:laugh:

Please, please enrich your kid's lives by reading it to them before bed on the 24th. ( Here is a link to a text of it I just found -
- It has a few nice pics but im sure with a little searching you may find one of the original versions, illustrated perfectly with beautiful paintings/engravings, in a printable pdf format.)
'... Happy Christmas to all, and to all a Good Night! ' ^_^
ps. it was prob. the same stuff as he gave to the reindeer!

Son Goku

No lover of dogma
Ya know, after thinking a bit and seeing the pic above, I couldn't help myself. In that there pipe of Santas, is he really just smoking tobacco? Or is he smoking the strong stuff :laugh: Might explain how he's always so gosh darn jolly :angel:


Mr. Bananagrabber
Political User
hahaha, You jerk. i saw heresjono and im like.
what the heck. he joined a year ago and only poster once, today :)
hehe, gotta learn to read post years :)

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