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Kirrie2001

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Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces.
The coroner calls the police to show them what has happened.
"First body: Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure whilst making love to his mistress.
Hence the enormous smile Inspector", says the Coroner.
"Second body: "Scotsman, 25, won a thousand pounds on the lottery, spent it all on whisky. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile."
"Ah," says the coroner, "this is the most unusual one. A Newfie, 30, struck by lightning."
"Why is he smiling then?" inquires the Inspector.
"Thought he was having his picture taken."
 
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Kirrie2001

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Hipster, its the equivalent to an Irishman type joke.

Lordnitro, seems to know what it is. :D :D
 
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Aspenglade

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Newfie is the term for a Newfoundlander....a Canadian from the east coast....they are silly people, really!
 

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