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Cowboy story

Jewelzz

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#1
Cowboy Story:

While riding one day, a cowboy met an Indian riding along with a dog and a sheep and began a conversation.


Cowboy: "Hey, cool dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?"

Indian: "Dog no talk."

Cowboy: "Hey dog, how's it going?"

Dog: "Doin' alright."

Indian: Look of shock.


Cowboy: "Is this Indian your owner?" pointing at the Indian.

Dog: "Yep"

Cowboy: "How does he treat you?"

Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the lake once a week to play."

Indian: Look of total disbelief.

Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"

Indian: "Horse no talk."

Cowboy: "Hey horse, how's it going?"

Horse: "Cool."

Indian: Extreme look of shock.

Cowboy: "Is this your owner? " pointing at

Indian Horse: "Yep"

Cowboy: "How's he treat you?"


Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me in a shed to protect me."

Indian: Total look of utter amazement.

Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"

Indian: "Sheep a liar."
 
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Kirrie2001

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#7
LMAO. Good gal Jewelzz.

Indian, not so stupid as Cowboy.

Baaaa, I hear you say.

Lesson to be learned. Never wear gumboots on prairie.
 

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