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- I have moss growing: A) In my garden
B) In my bathroom
C) In my kitchen
D) On my teeth
- When I open my mouth at parties, people:
B) Ease away slowly
C) Stuff a live weasel down my throat
- I think computers are:
C) Too damn small for the stuff I want to do
- I think sheep are:
C) Annoyingly far away from where I live
- The Usenet Oracle is:
A) A pack of weenies who think about "Lisa" way too much
C) Not appreciative of the great answers I write; the Priesthood is out to get me
- The gender I desire to have sexual relations with is:
A) Difficult to understand
B) Impossible to understand
C) Clearly from a different planet
D) How should I know? I've only seen pictures
- Bill Gates is:
A) Bill who?
B) Very wealthy
C) Head of Microsoft, which produces some widely used products
D) The Antichrist
- In general, people:
A) Like me
B) Don't like me
C) People? What people?
- My friends are:
B) People I know from work or school
C) Wearing the same clothing I am
- My dream vacation is:
D) In a room with lots of fluorescent lights and an unlimited supply of coffee
- My job prospects are:
C) I'll never be out of work, you hear me? Never!
D) They pay people to do this?
Score 0 for each A, 1 for each B, 2 for each C, and 3 for each D. 19 or more : Yep. You're a computer geek, all right.
13 - 18 : You're a geek of some stripe or another.
7 - 12 : Probably not a geek, but watch it...
0 - 6 : If you're of the opposite sex, could you leave a note for me in the personals column? Please? Hello?