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Being over 50...

gonaads

Beware the G-Man
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#1
*THE PERKS OF BEING OVER 50*

1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.

2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.

3. No one expects you to run - anywhere.

4. People call at 9 PM and ask, "Did I wake you?"

5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.

6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.

7. Things you buy now won't wear out.

8. You can eat dinner at 4 PM.

9. You can live without sex but not without glasses.

10. You enjoy hearing about other peoples operations.

11. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.

12. You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.

13. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.

14. You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.

15. You sing along with elevator music.

16. Your eyes won't get much worse.

17. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.

18. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.

19. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.

20. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.

21. You can't remember who posted this list.
 
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Burpster

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#6
9. You can live without sex but not without glasses.


now thats the truth ....unless you just dumped your wife of 25 years in favor of a 26 year old nymph :) in which case you wont need your glasses much
 
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Burpster

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#8
viagra is for pussies ....lol

you've been watchin' to many erectile dysfuntion commercials me thinks :)
 
#11
I got to agree with all of 'em, and can add a couple more:

looking forward to retirement (you need the rest)

that annoying nap after lunch is now a reality!!

lol TOK
 

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