Are you Gay?

dave holbon

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The logistics on this subject are well known and crystal clear, 1 in 10% of the population is gay or lesbian; if you are male then ten out of every hundred people you meet are not heterosexual, well/or nearly. Only some people are gay at weekends (proven phenomena) and of theses they return to “normal” status at Christmas or if over indulging, during the New Year. For females the exact opposite is the same except they return to “normal” during the moons full cycle which normally occurs on a Saturday or if you partner a female, just after payday.

For normal use the terms heterosexual and gay are interchangeable depending on the financial circumstances and length of commitment, hmmm… however enjoying the company of men does not mean you are bisexual, likewise enjoying the company of females does not mean you are heterosexual (for males or females), but you status could be in doubt if it’s past midnight (and there’s another subject).

If you are male and enjoy drinking down the pub/bar with other males frowning on females joining you company as you wife is waiting at home, then the current state of the art in the thinking of this scenario is that you are a latent Democrat (or Labour) supporter. If the opposite case is true (i.e. you are female and only enjoy female company when out for the night) then I have seen you on a site on the Internet doing things with male models you mother would not approve of.

In the word of the eternal song “you don’t know what you are until”. Christ what was that you gave me to drink?
:) :) :) :)
 

GoNz0

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dave holbon said:
The logistics on this subject are well known and crystal clear, 1 in 10% of the population is gay or lesbian; if you are male then ten out of every hundred people you meet are not heterosexual, well/or nearly. Only some people are gay at weekends (proven phenomena) and of theses they return to “normal” status at Christmas or if over indulging, during the New Year. For females the exact opposite is the same except they return to “normal” during the moons full cycle which normally occurs on a Saturday or if you partner a female, just after payday.

For normal use the terms heterosexual and gay are interchangeable depending on the financial circumstances and length of commitment, hmmm… however enjoying the company of men does not mean you are bisexual, likewise enjoying the company of females does not mean you are heterosexual (for males or females), but you status could be in doubt if it’s past midnight (and there’s another subject).

If you are male and enjoy drinking down the pub/bar with other males frowning on females joining you company as you wife is waiting at home, then the current state of the art in the thinking of this scenario is that you are a latent Democrat (or Labour) supporter. If the opposite case is true (i.e. you are female and only enjoy female company when out for the night) then I have seen you on a site on the Internet doing things with male models you mother would not approve of.

In the word of the eternal song “you don’t know what you are until”. Christ what was that you gave me to drink?
:) :) :) :)


look, just admit your gay, before making anyone else read that ;)
 

vern

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I'm at 20%.

So can I pick up more chix if I was more feminine? heh
 

Son Goku

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dave holbon said:
If you are male and enjoy drinking down the pub/bar with other males frowning on females joining you company as you wife is waiting at home, then the current state of the art in the thinking of this scenario is that you are a latent Democrat (or Labour) supporter.

Archie Bunker, as a latent Democrat, lol Perhaps that's why he's always arguing with Mike about politics :D

BTW, for those who haven't seen this

http://www.museum.tv/archives/etv/A/htmlA/allinthefa/allinthefa.htm
 

Zedric

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26% gay

That's over a quarter gay, and it's not enough?? :confused:
 

melon

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I really hope that no one here is getting their panties all up in a bunch. :p Last I heard, it was popular to be "metrosexual," which, after all, is what this test is crassly gauging--not whether you are really gay or not.

Of course, I've been looking at the media trends (considering I'm a week away from having a Masters Degree in it, I tend to do that a lot), and I'm starting to think that we're actually next going to swing to the exact opposite: "blue collar" fashions. Of course, that would not be completely surprising, as I believe that the 1980s revival is fading as well, which had fashion trends that were a precursor to "metrosexuality." But, with the possible resurgence of "blue collar" hipness, it then leads us into a revival of the 1990s with grunge and all that ****. Not necessarily a bad thing, really. After all, 1993 ended 12 years of Republican presidents here in the U.S. :p

Of course, on the musical front, a shoegazer revival would make me quite happy, even if I doubt it will happen. :( Oh well...

Anyway, I'm done ranting for now...

Melon
 

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