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A Scotsman In A Field

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A Scotsman, walking through a field, sees a man drinking water from a pool with his hand.

The Scotsman shouts " Awa ye feel hoor that âs full Oâ coos Sharn"
(Don't drink the water, it's full of cow ****.)

The man shouts back "I'm English, Speak English, I don't understand you".

The Scotsman man shouts back "Use both hands, you'll get more in."
 

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