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7 dwarfs

ZeroHour

ho3 ho3 ho3
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The 7 dwarfs went to the Vatican, and because they are
"THE DWARFS," they are ushered in to see the Pope.
Dopey leads the pack.

"Son," says the Pope, "What can I do for you?"
Dopey replies, "Excuse me, your Excellency, but are
there any dwarf nuns in Rome?"
The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks
for a moment and answers, "No, Dopey, there are no
dwarf nuns in Rome."
In the background, a few of the dwarfs start giggling.


Dopey turns around and gives them a glare, silencing
them.
Dopey turns back, "Your Worship, are there any dwarf
nuns in all of Europe?"
The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and
then answers, "No, Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in
Europe."
This time, all the other dwarfs burst into laughter.

Once again, Dopey turns around and silences them with
an angry glare.
Dopey turns back to the Pope and says, "Mr. Pope, are
there ANY dwarf nuns anywhere in the world?"
"I'm sorry, my son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere
in the world."

The other dwarfs collapse into a heap, rolling and
laughing, pounding the floor, tears rolling down their
cheeks as they begin chanting . . .
..
...
.....
"Dopey f***ed a penguin!...Dopey f***ed a penguin "
 

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