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3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone.

itsmelisa

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A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

"What are you doing?" She asked.
Hunting Flies" He responded.
Oh!, Killed any?" She asked.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females", he replied.
Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?"
He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone".


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