2 Italians get on a bus

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A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is
galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:
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"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses
come together. I come once-a-more. Two Asses, they
come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then
I come one lasta time."
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"You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady
indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about
our sex lives in public!"
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"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who
talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda
how to spella...


Mississippi'"


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