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The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names..
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a=poopsie
b=lumpy
c=buttercup
d=gidget
e=crusty
f=greasy
g=fluffy
h=cheeseball
i=chim-chim
j=joliper
k=flunky
l=booger
m=pinky
n=zippy
o=goober
p=doofus
q=slimy
r=loopy
s=snerkel
t=tulefel
u=dorkey
v=squeezie
w=waliford
x=skipper
y=dinky
z=zsa zsa
Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your
new last name:
>a = dooda
>b = tata
>c = giggle
>d = burger
>e = girdle
>f = baggio
>g = lizard
>h = waffle
>i = cootie
>j = monkey
>k = petunia
>l = liver
>m = banana
>n = rhino
>o = bubble
>p = chico
>q = toad
>r = gizzard
>s = pizza
>t = gerbil
>u = chicken
>v = pickle
>w = chuckle
>x = tofu
>y = gorilla
>z = tinker
Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your
new last name:
>a = head
>b = mouth
>c = face
>d = fuzz
>e = tush
>f = breath
>g = pants
>h = shorts
>i = lips
>j = hiccups
>k = butt
>l = brain
>m = tushie
>n = chunks
>o = honey
>p = biscuits
>q = toes
>r = buns
>s = fanny
>t = sniffer
>u = sprinkles
>v = kisser
>w = squirt
>x = humperdinck
>y = brains
>z = juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts. Bill
Clinton's name is Booger Liverchunks.
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a=poopsie
b=lumpy
c=buttercup
d=gidget
e=crusty
f=greasy
g=fluffy
h=cheeseball
i=chim-chim
j=joliper
k=flunky
l=booger
m=pinky
n=zippy
o=goober
p=doofus
q=slimy
r=loopy
s=snerkel
t=tulefel
u=dorkey
v=squeezie
w=waliford
x=skipper
y=dinky
z=zsa zsa
Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your
new last name:
>a = dooda
>b = tata
>c = giggle
>d = burger
>e = girdle
>f = baggio
>g = lizard
>h = waffle
>i = cootie
>j = monkey
>k = petunia
>l = liver
>m = banana
>n = rhino
>o = bubble
>p = chico
>q = toad
>r = gizzard
>s = pizza
>t = gerbil
>u = chicken
>v = pickle
>w = chuckle
>x = tofu
>y = gorilla
>z = tinker
Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your
new last name:
>a = head
>b = mouth
>c = face
>d = fuzz
>e = tush
>f = breath
>g = pants
>h = shorts
>i = lips
>j = hiccups
>k = butt
>l = brain
>m = tushie
>n = chunks
>o = honey
>p = biscuits
>q = toes
>r = buns
>s = fanny
>t = sniffer
>u = sprinkles
>v = kisser
>w = squirt
>x = humperdinck
>y = brains
>z = juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts. Bill
Clinton's name is Booger Liverchunks.