New Names

Discussion in 'Green Room' started by kc7sbf, Sep 19, 2002.

  1. kc7sbf

    kc7sbf Guest

    The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names..

    Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
    a=poopsie
    b=lumpy
    c=buttercup
    d=gidget
    e=crusty
    f=greasy
    g=fluffy
    h=cheeseball
    i=chim-chim
    j=joliper
    k=flunky
    l=booger
    m=pinky
    n=zippy
    o=goober
    p=doofus
    q=slimy
    r=loopy
    s=snerkel
    t=tulefel
    u=dorkey
    v=squeezie
    w=waliford
    x=skipper
    y=dinky
    z=zsa zsa
    Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your
    new last name:
    >a = dooda
    >b = tata
    >c = giggle
    >d = burger
    >e = girdle
    >f = baggio
    >g = lizard
    >h = waffle
    >i = cootie
    >j = monkey
    >k = petunia
    >l = liver
    >m = banana
    >n = rhino
    >o = bubble
    >p = chico
    >q = toad
    >r = gizzard
    >s = pizza
    >t = gerbil
    >u = chicken
    >v = pickle
    >w = chuckle
    >x = tofu
    >y = gorilla
    >z = tinker
    Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your
    new last name:
    >a = head
    >b = mouth
    >c = face
    >d = fuzz
    >e = tush
    >f = breath
    >g = pants
    >h = shorts
    >i = lips
    >j = hiccups
    >k = butt
    >l = brain
    >m = tushie
    >n = chunks
    >o = honey
    >p = biscuits
    >q = toes
    >r = buns
    >s = fanny
    >t = sniffer
    >u = sprinkles
    >v = kisser
    >w = squirt
    >x = humperdinck
    >y = brains
    >z = juice
    Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts. Bill
    Clinton's name is Booger Liverchunks.
     
  2. Smokie

    Smokie A Proud Australian

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    That makes me Zippy Bubblemouth then..hmmmm
     
  3. NetRyder

    NetRyder Tech Junkie Folding Team

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    Zippy Chickenfuzz :p
     
  4. chastity

    chastity Moderator Political User

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    If I were to use my forum name and a made-up last name I would get this Poopsie Wafflehoney:p

    Ok my using my real name I get Cheeseball Chickenbreath
     
  5. kc7sbf

    kc7sbf Guest

    Might as well reveal mine...though it seems humiliating...

    Crusty Chickentush
     
  6. NetRyder

    NetRyder Tech Junkie Folding Team

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    Use your real name Chas ;)
     
  7. pothitos

    pothitos Guest

    buttercup bubbleshorts :rolleyes:
     
  8. chastity

    chastity Moderator Political User

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    I had already done it with my real name so I thought why not see what I get using my forum name which is what I posted but then I edit that posted with my the one using my real name.
    Cheeseball Chickenbreath
     
  9. Hipster Doofus

    Hipster Doofus Good grief Charlie Brown

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    Real = Zippy Bubblebrain

    Forum = Doofus Bubblebreath
     
  10. Khayman

    Khayman I'm sorry Hal... Political User Folding Team

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    loopy girdlesniffer, which is amazingly accurate
     
  11. Lukas

    Lukas Real Name No Gimmicks

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    Flunky Tinkerlips


    Nevertheless I find 'Crusty Chickentush' to be the most amusing so far :D
     
  12. djwhite

    djwhite OSNN Senior Addict

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    squeezie wafflesniffer, mmmm waffles
     
  13. Evil Marge

    Evil Marge I Rule Political User

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    If I use me real name I get Poopsie doodafuzz:eek:
     
  14. Sazar

    Sazar F@H - Is it in you? Staff Member Political User Folding Team

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    that makes me tulefel cootie-pants..

    doesn't sound that obscene after a few drinks :)
     
  15. Jewelzz

    Jewelzz OSNN Godlike Veteran

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    Booger Chicken-Buns

    I had a slightly different one a few years ago, it was titled'Your Super Hero Name'. I was Poopsie Gizzard - Lips :D
     
  16. Iceman

    Iceman Moderator

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    Booger Pizza-Buns

    must be related jewelzz lol

    :cool:
     
  17. xsivforce

    xsivforce Prodigal Son Folding Team

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    Snerkel Bubbletush. :eek:
     
  18. Brad

    Brad Moderator Political User Folding Team

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    Poopsie Butt...

    Brad
     
  19. Jewelzz

    Jewelzz OSNN Godlike Veteran

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    Mmm, bubbletush eh ;)
     
  20. chris

    chris Free to Fly

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    loopy cootiebutt =)