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There's a penis, a cucumber, and a pickled onion are all bemoaning their lives. The cucumber says, "Man, I've got it bad- I'm made to wait in a cold box for days, then I'm chopped up and eaten".
"Nooooooo," says the pickled onion, "I've got it worse, I'm sealed in a jar, covered in vinegar and left to soak for weeks at a time."
The penis steps up, "Listen guys, I've got it worst of all- first I'm shoved head first into a plastic bag, thrust into a dark smelly wet room, and made to do push-ups till I throw up and pass out."
Thanks to Splinter666
"Nooooooo," says the pickled onion, "I've got it worse, I'm sealed in a jar, covered in vinegar and left to soak for weeks at a time."
The penis steps up, "Listen guys, I've got it worst of all- first I'm shoved head first into a plastic bag, thrust into a dark smelly wet room, and made to do push-ups till I throw up and pass out."
Thanks to Splinter666