[Joke] The Penis, Cucumber and Pickled Onion!

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by Lee, Apr 27, 2005.

  1. Lee

    Lee OSNN Proxy

    There's a penis, a cucumber, and a pickled onion are all bemoaning their lives. The cucumber says, "Man, I've got it bad- I'm made to wait in a cold box for days, then I'm chopped up and eaten".
    "Nooooooo," says the pickled onion, "I've got it worse, I'm sealed in a jar, covered in vinegar and left to soak for weeks at a time."
    The penis steps up, "Listen guys, I've got it worst of all- first I'm shoved head first into a plastic bag, thrust into a dark smelly wet room, and made to do push-ups till I throw up and pass out."

    Thanks to Splinter666
     
  2. gonaads

    gonaads Beware the G-Man Political User Folding Team

    :rolleyes: eeeeeewwww ... :p
     
  3. skizo

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    My girl seems to think that he passes out on purpose after throwing up...:ermm:
     
  4. gonaads

    gonaads Beware the G-Man Political User Folding Team

    Lack of air due to plastic bag. First gets queezy from the rapid movement and throws up... then no air. :p
     
  5. VenomXt

    VenomXt Blame me for the RAZR's Folding Team

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    hahaha the personification is frightening though lol
     
  6. the_music_man

    the_music_man aka prodj88 =P

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    thats just nasty
     
  7. Eagle710

    Eagle710 OSNN Senior Addict

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    That is an awesome joke man.....lol totally worthy reading. thanx
     
  8. ZeroHour

    ZeroHour ho3 ho3 ho3

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    Poor Poor :p Lol
     
  9. Tittles

    Tittles Dabba Dooba Political User

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    I have been to this thread about 7 times in the past two days and i keep reading the joke and it still makes me laugh :p
     
  10. Eagle710

    Eagle710 OSNN Senior Addict

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    lol yeah i have to admit reading it again is funny
     
  11. thirdmainroad

    thirdmainroad OSNN One Post Wonder

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    AWrite..

    So where do i figure out wht not to do to get to 4000+ posts in a month?
     
  12. thirdmainroad

    thirdmainroad OSNN One Post Wonder

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    that joke made me register..
     
  13. Un4gIvEn1

    Un4gIvEn1 Moderator

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    A little old... I heard this when I was in elementary school... I'm 26 now. Still kinda funny.