i caught an ugly little turtle!

Heh heh...

I had a friend, a very good chinese friend that had relatives from the old country over, visiting. Now mind you this is ages ago (70's). The people that were stayin over were very old school in their ways. The mother was very uneducated and had two daughters in tow. One of the daughters was of age to begin the monthly cycle. Needless to say that she began having these cycles while they were visiting with my friend's family. Anyway, they were extremely confused and frightened as to what was going on with the the girl. Soooo... (grafic ick to follow) my freind and his Bros had a female Rottweiler that had had a couple of pups. Ummmmm... All I will say is one less pup and medicine soup. My friend and his Bros were PISSED for months at their dad. Oh, the soup didn't work. :(
 
Dude ! That is so wrong, and here I was cheering for an escaped turtle.

The Great Escape at 10% speed.
 
a1ehouse said:
Be careful though. Those beaks are powerful and the claws can hurt to.

Good call a1ehouse, we have the common snapping turtle here in NEPA, and I'm always surprised at how little our local people know about this nasty guy. They are fearless and will bite you. Kinda funny, everyone thinks of the sluggish, mild mannered turtles from the cartoons and such...not these guys! They have removed toes and fingers from lake swimmers...not sure if it's their fav dinner, but they are omnivores! :p :rolleyes:
 

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