got this joke through email thought i would share it
Cyrus asks: "Daddy, how was I born?"
DAD SAYS:
Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!
Well, you see your Mom and I first got together in a chat room
on MSN.
Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a
cyber-cafe.
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to
a download
from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we
discovered that neither
one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to
hit the delete button,
nine months later a blessed little Popup appeared and said:
"You've Got Male!"
Cyrus asks: "Daddy, how was I born?"
DAD SAYS:
Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!
Well, you see your Mom and I first got together in a chat room
on MSN.
Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a
cyber-cafe.
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to
a download
from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we
discovered that neither
one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to
hit the delete button,
nine months later a blessed little Popup appeared and said:
"You've Got Male!"