how was i born?

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by Chase™, Dec 12, 2004.

  1. Chase™

    Chase™ NTFS Noob

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    got this joke through email thought i would share it ;)
    Cyrus asks: "Daddy, how was I born?"

    DAD SAYS:
    Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!
    Well, you see your Mom and I first got together in a chat room
    on MSN.
    Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a
    cyber-cafe.
    We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to
    a download
    from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we
    discovered that neither
    one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to
    hit the delete button,
    nine months later a blessed little Popup appeared and said:

    "You've Got Male!"
     
  2. Tittles

    Tittles Dabba Dooba Political User

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    lol...thats a really good one. :)
     
  3. loooooooooooooool
     
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    Brad Moderator Political User Folding Team

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  5. chaos945

    chaos945 Moderator

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    Funny, yet so, so, sad.
     
  6. ??? what is that
     
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    NetRyder Tech Junkie Folding Team

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    Elektro Slime Harware Guru

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    haha great one dude!