Deductive Reasoning
A man just moved to a new house and while unpacking his belongings a neighbor sees him and decides to introduce himself.
Neighbor 1: "So your our new neighbor, huh?"
New Neighbor: "Yep"
Neighbor 1: "So what do you do for a living?"
New Neighbor: "Well I'm a professor of deductive reasoning at the university"
Neighbor 1: "Deductive Reasoning? What's that?"
New Neighbor: "Well, let me show you. I see you have a doghouse, therefore I deduce you have a dog"
Neighbor 1: "Sure do"
New Neighbor: "From that, I deduce that you have children"
Neighbor 1: "Yep, two of them"
New Neigbor: "From that I deduce you have a wife"
Neighbor 1: "Uh huh"
New Neighbor: "And from that I deduce that you're a heterosexual"
Neighbor 1: "You got that right"
New Neighbor: "And that is deductive reasoning"
Neighbor 1: "Cool"
Later that day Neighbor 1 runs into Neighbor 2.
Neighbor 2: "I saw you talking to our new neighbor"
Neighbor 1: "Yeah, and he sure has a interesting job"
Neighbor 2: "Oh yeah? What does he do?"
Neighbor 1: "He's a professor of deductive reasoning at a university"
Neighbor 2: "Deductive Reasoning? Whats that?"
Neighbor 1: "Well let me show you. Do you have a doghouse?"
Neighbor 2: "No"
Neighbor 1: "FAG!"
A man just moved to a new house and while unpacking his belongings a neighbor sees him and decides to introduce himself.
Neighbor 1: "So your our new neighbor, huh?"
New Neighbor: "Yep"
Neighbor 1: "So what do you do for a living?"
New Neighbor: "Well I'm a professor of deductive reasoning at the university"
Neighbor 1: "Deductive Reasoning? What's that?"
New Neighbor: "Well, let me show you. I see you have a doghouse, therefore I deduce you have a dog"
Neighbor 1: "Sure do"
New Neighbor: "From that, I deduce that you have children"
Neighbor 1: "Yep, two of them"
New Neigbor: "From that I deduce you have a wife"
Neighbor 1: "Uh huh"
New Neighbor: "And from that I deduce that you're a heterosexual"
Neighbor 1: "You got that right"
New Neighbor: "And that is deductive reasoning"
Neighbor 1: "Cool"
Later that day Neighbor 1 runs into Neighbor 2.
Neighbor 2: "I saw you talking to our new neighbor"
Neighbor 1: "Yeah, and he sure has a interesting job"
Neighbor 2: "Oh yeah? What does he do?"
Neighbor 1: "He's a professor of deductive reasoning at a university"
Neighbor 2: "Deductive Reasoning? Whats that?"
Neighbor 1: "Well let me show you. Do you have a doghouse?"
Neighbor 2: "No"
Neighbor 1: "FAG!"