Deductive Reasoning

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  1. belveder

    belveder OSNN Senior Addict

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    Deductive Reasoning

    A man just moved to a new house and while unpacking his belongings a neighbor sees him and decides to introduce himself.

    Neighbor 1: "So your our new neighbor, huh?"

    New Neighbor: "Yep"

    Neighbor 1: "So what do you do for a living?"

    New Neighbor: "Well I'm a professor of deductive reasoning at the university"

    Neighbor 1: "Deductive Reasoning? What's that?"

    New Neighbor: "Well, let me show you. I see you have a doghouse, therefore I deduce you have a dog"

    Neighbor 1: "Sure do"

    New Neighbor: "From that, I deduce that you have children"

    Neighbor 1: "Yep, two of them"

    New Neigbor: "From that I deduce you have a wife"

    Neighbor 1: "Uh huh"

    New Neighbor: "And from that I deduce that you're a heterosexual"

    Neighbor 1: "You got that right"

    New Neighbor: "And that is deductive reasoning"

    Neighbor 1: "Cool"

    Later that day Neighbor 1 runs into Neighbor 2.

    Neighbor 2: "I saw you talking to our new neighbor"

    Neighbor 1: "Yeah, and he sure has a interesting job"

    Neighbor 2: "Oh yeah? What does he do?"

    Neighbor 1: "He's a professor of deductive reasoning at a university"

    Neighbor 2: "Deductive Reasoning? Whats that?"

    Neighbor 1: "Well let me show you. Do you have a doghouse?"

    Neighbor 2: "No"

    Neighbor 1: "FAG!"
     
  2. Hematic

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    lol, thats a pretty good one
     
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  5. jonifen

    jonifen pffff...

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    lol thats a good one :p
     
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  7. Ketchupisyourfriend

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    LOL, I'll have to remember that
     
  8. MdSalih

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    hahah - thats a good one :D

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  9. funky dredd

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    hahaha...didn't see that one coming! That one blind sided me.