Your not safe when you die

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by Dark Atheist, Apr 24, 2008.

  1. Dark Atheist

    Dark Atheist Moderator Political User Folding Team

    In The Void
    A man who just died is delivered to a Glasgow mortuary wearing an expensive,
    expertly tailored black suit.
    Big Tam the mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would like the body
    He points out that the man does look very good in the black suit he is
    already wearing.
    The widow, however, says that she always thought her husband looked his
    best in blue.
    She gives Tam a blank cheque and says, 'I don't care what it costs, but
    please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing.'
    The woman returns the next day.
    To her delight she finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a
    subtle chalk stripe; the suit fits him perfectly.
    She says to Tam, 'Whatever the cost, I'm very satisfied.
    You did an excellent job and I'm very grateful.
    How much did you spend?'
    To her astonishment, Tam presents her with the blank cheque.
    'No charge, 'he says.
    'No, really, I must pay you for the cost of that exquisite blue suit!' she
    'Honestly, hen,' Tam says, 'it didnae cost nothin.
    You see, a dead gentleman of about your husband's size was brought in
    shortly after you left yesterday, and he was wearing an attractive blue
    I asked his missus if she minded him going to his grave wearing a black
    suit instead, and she said it made no difference as long as he looked nice.'
    'So, I just switched their heads.'
  2. marlon112

    marlon112 Meathead

    lol that's pretty good. I wasn't expecting the ending :D.
  3. Mizzle

    Mizzle Oh, now I know...!

    Very unexpected ending! Nice one :)