You speaka da icea cream!!

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by Kirrie2001, Dec 18, 2002.

  1. Kirrie2001

    Kirrie2001 Guest

    One day ima gonna Malta to bigga hotel.

    In da morning I go down to eat a da breakfast. I tella waitress I wanna two pissis toast.

    She bringa me only one piss. I tella her I want two piss.

    She say go to da toilet.

    I say you no understand . I wanna two piss onna my plate.

    She say, you not piss onna plate, you sonna ma *****.

    I donna even know da lady, and she call me sonna ma *****.

    Later I go to eat atta da bigga restaurant.

    The waitress bringa me a spoon and knife, but no fock. I tella her I wanna fock.

    She tell me everyone wanna fock.

    I tell her you no understand. I wanna fock on da table.

    She say you no better fock on da table, you sonna ma *****.

    I donna even know da lady and she call me sonna ma *****!

    So I go backa to my room inna da hote,l and der is noa Sh*ts onna my bed.

    I calla da manager and tella im, I`m a wanna sh*t.

    He tell me to go to da toilet.

    I say you no understand. I wanna sh*t onna my bed.

    He say you better no sh*t onna bed, you sonna ma *****.

    I donna even know da man, and he call me sonna ma *****.

    I go to da checkout, and da man at the desk say: "Peace on you".

    I say, Piss on you too, you sonna ma *****, I gonna back to Italy!
     
  2. Nick M

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  4. ZAnwar

    ZAnwar Guest

    hahhha, that was