yet another blond joke.....

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by zoey, Mar 30, 2003.

  1. zoey

    zoey Guest

    >A redhead walks into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. She sits down next
    to this blonde at the bar and stares up at the TV. The 10:00 news was on.
    The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large
    building preparing to jump.
    The redhead turns to the blonde and says, "You know, I bet he'll jump."
    The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."
    The redhead placed $20 on the bar and said, "You're on!"
    Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive
    off of the building, falling to his death.
    The blonde was very upset and handed her $20 dollars to the redhead
    and said, "All is fair. Here is your money."
    The redhead replies, "Honey, I can't take your money, I saw this earlier
    on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump."
    The blonde replies, "I did too, but I didn't think he'd do it again."
  2. lmao.. very good
  3. UberBert

    UberBert Guest

    lmao! thats a great one! :D