Yale v Redneck!

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by Kirrie2001, Jan 19, 2003.

  1. Kirrie2001

    Kirrie2001 Guest

    There was a poem contest between the Yale graduate and a Redneck. They had to quickly think up a poem based on the same word.
    The word they were given was "Timbuktu".

    First to recite his poem was the Yale graduate. He stepped to the
    microphone and said:

    Slowly across the desert sand
    Trekked a lonely caravan
    Men on camels, two by two
    Destination-Timbuktu.

    The crowd went crazy! No way could the redneck top that, they thought.

    Then the redneck calmly made his way to the microphone and recited:

    Me and Tim a huntin went
    Met three whores in a pop up tent
    They was three, and we was two
    So I bucked one, and Timbuktu.
     
  2. Burpster

    Burpster Guest

    lol .. good one bud ..who said rednecks were dumb