There was a poem contest between the Yale graduate and a Redneck. They had to quickly think up a poem based on the same word. The word they were given was "Timbuktu". First to recite his poem was the Yale graduate. He stepped to the microphone and said: Slowly across the desert sand Trekked a lonely caravan Men on camels, two by two Destination-Timbuktu. The crowd went crazy! No way could the redneck top that, they thought. Then the redneck calmly made his way to the microphone and recited: Me and Tim a huntin went Met three whores in a pop up tent They was three, and we was two So I bucked one, and Timbuktu.