Yale v Redneck!

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by Kirrie2001, Jan 19, 2003.

  1. Kirrie2001

    Kirrie2001 Guest

    There was a poem contest between the Yale graduate and a Redneck. They had to quickly think up a poem based on the same word.
    The word they were given was "Timbuktu".

    First to recite his poem was the Yale graduate. He stepped to the
    microphone and said:

    Slowly across the desert sand
    Trekked a lonely caravan
    Men on camels, two by two

    The crowd went crazy! No way could the redneck top that, they thought.

    Then the redneck calmly made his way to the microphone and recited:

    Me and Tim a huntin went
    Met three whores in a pop up tent
    They was three, and we was two
    So I bucked one, and Timbuktu.
  2. Burpster

    Burpster Guest

    lol .. good one bud ..who said rednecks were dumb