would you like a piece of ass for the weekend?

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  1. Perris Calderon

    Perris Calderon Moderator Staff Member Political User

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    so I'm renting a car and the (very attractive) agent has a VERY heavy accent, I'm asking her to repeat herself a number of times and having fun with her and her accent, she seems like she's comming on to me (I am perris after all and I cannot blame her one bit)

    at the end of the contract discussion she asks;

    "would like a piece of ass for the weekend?"

    ...no kidding.

    so there I am, amazed cuz this girl is HAWT... I tell her, "of course" so she tells me "you have a choice, either tomtom or garmin
     
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  3. dreamliner77

    dreamliner77 The Analog Kid

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    Very nice!
     
  4. fitz

    fitz Just Floating Along Staff Member Political User Folding Team

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    what? no pictures?
     
  5. Electronic Punk

    Electronic Punk Administrator Staff Member Political User Folding Team

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    I don't get it :(
     
  6. Jewelzz

    Jewelzz OSNN Godlike Veteran

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    I get it just don't think it's funny
     
  7. Electronic Punk

    Electronic Punk Administrator Staff Member Political User Folding Team

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    Then tell me! :p
     
  8. Perris Calderon

    Perris Calderon Moderator Staff Member Political User

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    tom tom and garmin are gps (would you like a gps for the weekend, with her accent it definately sounded like she was asking me if I wanted a piece of ass

    the entire line broke up laughing
     
  9. Electronic Punk

    Electronic Punk Administrator Staff Member Political User Folding Team

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    Ah ok, was more going along the POI line but couldn't work it out :D
     
  10. falconguard

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    :laugh:that was good.
     
  11. Heeter

    Heeter Overclocked Like A Mother

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    Hahahaha,

    Good One!!!!


    Heeter