World War III

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by Alan, Oct 18, 2002.

  1. Alan

    Alan its only fun

    In a house
    The planing of WW111

    President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.
    A guy walks in and asks the bartender, "Isn't that
    Bush and Powell sitting over there?"

    The bartender says, "Yep, that's them."

    So the guy walks over and says, "Wow,this is a real
    honor. What are you guys doing in here?"

    Bush says, "We're planning WW III."

    The guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"

    Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million
    Iraqis this time and one blonde with big boobs."

    The guy exclaims, "A blonde with big boobs? Why kill a
    blonde with big boobs?"

    Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and
    says, "See, smartass?! I told you no one would worry
    bout the 140 million Iraqis

    BOOM BOOM !!!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. xaxaxa. ok really why kill the blonde? i wont care about those 140 mil anyway
  3. Kirrie2001

    Kirrie2001 Guest

    Nice one ALAN. lmao :D :D