World Focuses on Australia this Saturday

Discussion in 'Green Room' started by Hipster Doofus, Dec 12, 2002.

  1. Hipster Doofus

    Hipster Doofus Good grief Charlie Brown

    Melbourne Australia
    As we all know, the Taliban considers it a sin for a man to see a naked woman who is not his wife.

    So, this Saturday at 2:00 PM Eastern time all Australian women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.

    Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.

    All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Taliban, demonstrate that they think it's okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all Australian women.

    And since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment.

    The Australian Government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
  2. Burpster

    Burpster Guest

    damn wonder my neighbour imported and married an OZ girl then moved over there :)

    you ozzie's have it all covered :)
  3. damnyank

    damnyank I WILL NOT FORGET 911

    Petal, Mississippi
    Sounds like they have their women uncovered !;)
  4. Perris Calderon

    Perris Calderon Moderator Staff Member Political User

    new york
    this is one of the funniest posts I have ever seen...

    hipster, how many times have you seen me post "lol"

    I think two other times.

    here ya go

  5. rick_422

    rick_422 Guest

    lol Hipster
    is this happening in just the large cities?
    or are we gonna see some action out here in the country??

    ...i wonder if many chicks live down chapel street in melb, surely there would be some awesome talent on show there!:)