Wife removal.

Discussion in 'Green Room' started by GraLk, May 16, 2002.

  1. GraLk

    GraLk Guest

    OK, while i was posting a question it Tips n tweaks, my wife made a joke comment...she said..'Hon, they can't tell you how to get rid of a wife.'

    So i said..'wanna bet?'

    So I throw it open to you out there in the fun forum.........
     
  2. xsivforce

    xsivforce Prodigal Son Folding Team

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    Is this a death or just a go away?
     
  3. GraLk

    GraLk Guest

    Either.....she wants to see what us lot can come up with :)
     
  4. xsivforce

    xsivforce Prodigal Son Folding Team

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    Death:
    Boat->middle of the Ocean-> "She slipped"
    Hike->edge of a cliff-> "She slipped"


    Go away:
    Have you gained even more weight?
    Mind if we bring in another woman into the mix?
    That friend of yours is pretty hot!
     
  5. gothic

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    Throw her thru' some good anti-virus software ......!?!?!?

    TOK:D
     
  6. Zealot

    Zealot Guest

    Old joke, but....

    Install Girlfriend v1.0 on your Marriage OS, gauranteed to crash it every time.


    Z
     
  7. GraLk

    GraLk Guest

    Oh these are good...keep 'em coming....!!! :)
     
  8. Kirrie2001

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    Well, I was advised by a pal to buy her an Austin mini car, and she was sure to have an accident. But after 6 months nothing happened. So he suggested I should buy her a Jaguar, as it was really fast.
    This done the trick. It took one look at her, and bit her bloody head off.
    YeeeeeeeeeeeHaaaaaaaaaa. ;)
     
  9. Daviesbad04

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    Just tell her.........

    HUNNY, Im not really a man, Im a WOMAN, and also Ive found someone else cuz uz a slut and u dont please me anymore!

    Thats sure to get ya on the Jerry Springer show......

    JERRY JERRY JERRY JERRY!:p
     
  10. xsivforce

    xsivforce Prodigal Son Folding Team

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    Try this: "Honey, I'm broke."
     
  11. Kirrie2001

    Kirrie2001 Guest

    Get her to play squash with a road roller. Humm, that fell flat on its face. :)
     
  12. Jewelzz

    Jewelzz OSNN Godlike Veteran

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    You all scare me!! Stay away!! :p
     
  13. gonaads

    gonaads Beware the G-Man Political User Folding Team

    Hey, Just go out one day don't go to work. Sell the House, close out the Bank Accounts and go to Bermuda. And don't come back. :D
     
  14. Sprung

    Sprung Guest

    Two words...



    Crocodile hunting
     
  15. xsivforce

    xsivforce Prodigal Son Folding Team

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    Three words: EAT MORE BEANS. ;)
     
  16. Jewelzz

    Jewelzz OSNN Godlike Veteran

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    lmao

    I'd be throwing your a** out the door :D
     
  17. xsivforce

    xsivforce Prodigal Son Folding Team

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    We have a winner!!! :D
     
  18. madmatt

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    Mmmm, human flesh.
     
  19. gonaads

    gonaads Beware the G-Man Political User Folding Team

    "Time to play" :D
     
  20. madmatt

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    Who wants to carve her up? I hear the brain is very tasty.